- Thu, 20:20: "Agent Ultra" actually looks pretty damn good. Maybe I'm high?
- Thu, 20:21: I'm writing like some kind of demon. I wanna give it all away for free, but I got them bills to pay. Still love me for me?
- Thu, 20:21: There's a sink full of dishes over there and I just wanna give them the finger and continue on with my day.
- Thu, 21:32: One of our koi died :( It's so gross having to scoop them out. Like it wasn't bad enough
- Fri, 11:00: Tonight is the blue moon. Looks like there's going to be a new addition to the Smurf village. Brown-chicken-brown-cow.
- Fri, 11:17: Photoset: This actually made me cry. http://t.co/nwaoeDOCPp
- Fri, 11:52: Have ya'll seen the 404 error page at Hillary Clinton's site? It's like a trip to Walley World. https://t.co/0bLMGfcOcu
- Fri, 12:05: Watch out if you're in Georgia. These guys are driving around and they've got all the guns http://t.co/I1WO2zZmJM