- Sun, 13:10: That Papa John's summer pizza looks a little gross. It's like it got deflated or something.
- Sun, 22:24: I need a boyfriend. There's all these good emulator games at CoolRom and I need someone to install them for me.
- Sun, 22:25: I still have my Sega Dreamcast and Sonic the Hedgehog game cartridge. I played the heck out of that game.
- Sun, 22:30: "Why'd you bring your *DAD* here for?" #LiveFreeOrDieHard
- Mon, 11:55: So I've gotta send back the Nokia Lumia 635. It's a nice looking phone, but it refuses to connect with our hidden wifi network