- Mon, 18:16: John Stamos seems super sleazy to me.
- Mon, 18:20: "If I were going to leave you for someone else, of course they'd be younger. You're the oldest person I've ever met." Lol.
- Mon, 18:20: RT @petersimeti: Why bother submitting to a publisher then? Just self-publish your work if you want to do things your own way at your own p…
- Mon, 18:22: RT @neiltyson: #WhenMyParentsWereYourAge “In God We Trust" was neither on our money, the Pledge of Allegiance, or the front wall of Congress
- Mon, 18:23: RT @JessFink: I did this today, because I thought it was a good use of my time??? (I did not paint it, it's from the 1st CA movie) http://t…
- Mon, 19:03: "Andrew Wardle is the only person in the UK to be born without a penis." Oh, DirecTV guide *smh* That or the UK is a very different place.
- Tue, 00:25: Tina: "I owe you my life." Gene: "No thanks. I've seen it and I am not impressed." #BobsBurgers
- Tue, 01:34: Tina: "I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else." #BobsBurgers
- Tue, 07:21: I don't know what's wrong with me. Last night I had a minor seizure and this morning my leg went full spaghetti and I dropped on my kneecap.